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When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish
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Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen
I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.
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When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds
You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing
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A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.
Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!
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An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
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licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?
ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
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