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George Salazar is an amazing adorable human being. He is most famous for his role in Be More Chill but he has been in Percy Jackson And The Lightning Theif and in Pasadena Playhouse's production of Little Shop Of Horrors
1: Did you see George Salazar's performance on The Late Late Show last night?
2: Yeah! It was so great!
A pure lil boy who has the cutest glasses on Broadway. He’s always liking his fans stuff & comes out to the stagedoor every night. I love my gay boy.
George Salazar is my boy.
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
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Certified Real Nigga, David Salazar is built DIFFERENT
David Salazar is a Real ass nigga
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A sexual act in which the male grabs a large amount of ice water while in the doggy style position and pours it surprisingly on the female. The result is a clenching sensation around the males penis. Preferably done seconds before ejaculation.
Hey yo man. I gave that one girl who works at the sheriff department an Icey Salazar last night, damn near ripped my dick off when I busted my nut.
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Salazar Lucio Vetio Calpurnio Urea Nicodemius Piss (Cochabamba, Bolivia, April 1, 1372 BC. - road from Víznar to Alfacar, Granada, Granada, September 11, 2001) currently known as "Salazar, the pissman" or "Salazar, the pissman" was an important prophet for Judaism, terrorist, responsible for attempting to initiate the totalitarian regime known as the Fourth Reich and a white supremacist who achieved his goals of torture and murder by methods involving urine or urea from humans and animals, grafting urine through one or more body orifices of his victims through polycarbonate tubes, among other forms of execution and torture.
Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated.
Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
Bro I just saw Salazar the Pissman on the street.
The best person in the world, no one can compare to his awesomeness, he is also sweet, loving, and the best person, if you have an Osiel Salazar in your life you should thank him and treat him like royalty.
“Do you know Osiel Salazar?”
“Yeah, he is amazing and should be king of the world ”