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I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.
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"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."
The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!
"Dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second cum-slap"
"No Way!!"
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When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.
“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”