Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.
I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.
An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.
I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.
UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.
A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?
AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)
A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.
my favorite sex position is the skyhook
The act of throwing an object in the air in the style of a basketball layup.
Nothing feels better then to skyhook a shammer in the McDicks parking lot.
A woman without any visable means of support; a ho'
Doris was a skyhook, we called her the "easy chair".