Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.
I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.
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An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.
I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.
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UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.
A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?
AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)
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A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.
my favorite sex position is the skyhook
A woman without any visable means of support; a ho'
Doris was a skyhook, we called her the "easy chair".
The act of throwing an object in the air in the style of a basketball layup.
Nothing feels better then to skyhook a shammer in the McDicks parking lot.