socket

Scottish rhyming slang. A shortened version of "socket plug", ie "dug", which is how folks in these parts pronounce "dog". A munter, by any other name.

"See that burd Vinnie was oot wi the other night man? Whit a fuckin socket"

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socket

a useless thing. alternative to doucebag or douche.

John is a total socket.

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socket

... or ''suck it'' is a mean to politly ask a lady to pump your shit.

If the said lady doesnt want to socket, then repeat it very fast until she gets on her knee.

Guy: Socket, socket, socket, socket!

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socketing

Putting gems in your items

I gave Erik good socketing last night.

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Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

pop a socket

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

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Dildo Socket

A vagina

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

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