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(1) ' n. A large wading bird with long legs and a long beak of the family Ciconiidae. ' -- Wiktionary
(2) ' According to European folklore, the stork is responsible for bringing babies to new parents. The legend is very ancient, but was popularised by a 19th-century Hans Christian Andersen story called "The Storks". '
-- Wikipedia { en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Stork#Storks_and_childbirth }
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' Harry's wife, Grace, was stretched out on a chaise longue . . . She was smoking a small cigar in a long holder made from the legbone of a stork. A stork was a large European bird, about half the size of a Bermuda Ern. Children who wanted to know where babies came from were sometimes told that they were brought by storks. People who told their children such a thing felt that their children were too young to think intelligently about {sex}.
' And there were actually pictures of storks delivering babies on birth announcements and in cartoons and so on, for children to see . . .
' Dwayne Hoover and Harry LeSabre saw pictures like that when they were very little boys. They believed them, too. '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (pages 162 - 163).
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To stork
To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.
You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'
We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.
When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'
The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.
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A woman you loves to give head have dudes nut in her mouth. She carries dudes' babies around in her mouth, hence the reference to the word stork (like a stork who delivers babies).
That chick is a stork yo! She be swallowin' mad babies.
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Having sex purely for procreation
Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.
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Can replace any adjectives or verb.
"That was a storkin' party last night!"
"Yeah, I got storked last night by six girls!"
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1. Verb.
When a couple has an unwanted pregnancy occur.
To be storked, to get storked.
"Oh did you hear about John and Mandy? They got storked."
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