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When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.
"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"
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this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery
you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.
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When you hit 88 while on an airplane.
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
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transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.
Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo
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Something that you use on bread for 3 days
I've done nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days
-Soldier
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Anything that can take you places through time and space
Through the teleporter to get to Europe in 1929
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Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
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