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As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
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While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.
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A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
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a name given to a person with the qualities of a tooth fairy wearing pink and purple tiara pink skinny jeans and a pink tutu with a wand. received recognition in 2008.
man he is such a tooth fairy dude just look at him
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A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.
Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??
News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
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