slang for the noun vagina(female sex organ)
Amy doesn't have a vag she has a dick.
I wish I had a vag
Grandma has a saggy, wrinkly vag
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A cocktail comprised of Vodka And Gatorade, specifically lemon-lime Gatorade. It is a surprisingly refreshing, delicious, and often potent beverage.
Developed at the 197 Collingwood Kitchen in SF, it has a few variations:
- add a dash of Grenadine for a Bloody VAG.
- substitute ginger ale for half of the Gatorade for a Ginger VAG, more commonly known as a Lindsay Lohan.
How to prepare a VAG:
1. Combine one part vodka with three parts lemon-lime Gatorade.
2. Stir vigorously with a spoon.
3. Add ice to your taste.
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shortened version of vagina, but favorably used to describe someone who is being a push over, or a cry baby about something.
shut up man, you're being such a vag
i can't believe he wouldn't just go for it-
yeah he's a total vag
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1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.
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The hipster's term for the Vancouver Art Gallery. It's pronounced 'vaj', as in the slang term for vagina. Useful for making double entendres relating art or museums to sex.
There's an awesome VAG exhibit on right now, you'd better head downtown soon or you'll miss it.
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Value Add Group Pronunciation: Vadge
A person that mistakenly believes they are adding value is a member of the Value Add Group.
Typically, VAG's are bossy and like to delegate work to others, thinking that their direction is of enormous value.
Conversely, if a lazy person is aware of their lack of work ethic and still allows others to do their job, they are not a VAG, but a dick.
"He forwards every email to someone else so they can do the work, but then provides status updates to his manager to make it look like he's getting the job done. Such a VAG..."
From the mind of a VAG: "I am the overseer of this operation, so it is critical that I don't get bogged down in the minutia. I'll leave those activities for the lesser humans that don't have MBAs."
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A strange and mysterious place, which most men (and some women) long to go.
Frank: So, did you get any last night?
Jorge: No, she's bleeding from the vag again.
Frank: <blank stare>
(Clouds break to reveal a ray of sunlight, and the song of angels' voices)
Frank: The vag...
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