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An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.
"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."
"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"
"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."
The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
Drunk: Aaou eiii? Oooouaa eeeo!
Jane: What's that guy on the floor behind the sofa saying?
Joan: Who the hell knows. He's just making a Vowel Movement.
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The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
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Random vowels all humans universally use when the brain farts such as; Um, uh, eh, ah ect.
Person 1: Do ever think uh.. about uh doing something eh different with your uh life.
Person 2: What did you say all I could hear was a bunch of vowel movements.
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A wimpy individual, a wuss, sissy, or timid scaredy-cat. Someone who cannot make a move until everything is known beforehand.
Originating from the people on "Wheel of Fortune" who either buy a vowel when it is already obvious what the solution is (thus wasting money), or who buy a vowel too early, well before they'd have a chance of solving the puzzle, and thus essentially buy a free vowel for whoever spins next.
The clue was "A game show", he had
"WH _ _ L _F F _ RTUN _"
on the board, and he bought the three E's before guessing! What a vowel buyer!"
To the car in front of you: "C'mon, you vowel buyer! Pull out into traffic and get going! You'll never have a bigger gap!"
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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.
Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!
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Oral sex. A reference to the Fight Club quotation: "with a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels."
Devin said he'd have Gabby speaking in vowels tonight for sure.
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