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Somebody with a penis so huge he has to waddle
Barack Obama is a dick waddler
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Someone who's dick moves from side to side with their stride.
Friend : "Brett Favre's penis is so huge that it swings from side to side like an elephants trunk"
Me: "Yeah, he's a dick waddler"
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or 'bling waddler' are words only applying to fat men between 35 and 45 who wear shorts, sandals and puffa jackets. The commonly tend to drive 'Ive-Got-An-Under-Sized-Penis' cars,Four by fours or minivans. They also are overly hairy, facially smug and wear Bluetooth's ear pods proudly as though they are rich Godlike men walking the streets. In actuality they are fat, waddling,hairy twats who'll end up with brain problems,drink problems and wives who only do it with them for the cash. Also they are probably closet homosexuals who film their neighbours kids through the cracks in the garden fence.
CHILD: Mummy, mummy why is that fat man walking like he needs a poo and what is that stupid f-ing thing in his ear.
MOTHER: Well son, that's what we call 'Bling Waddlers' or 'Bling Waddler'. I want you to stay away from people like that. I'm not prejudice but they are the work of Satan and you'll burn in the fires Hell if you ever become one of those. And that thing in his ear is something that lets the police know where the bastard is.
CHILD: (Scare witless) Okay Mummy, take your pills...
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Female version of twat waffle, most likely possessing a large bush that she is in denial about.
Basically that girl in your friend group that sucks the life/fun out of everything, giving new definition to the term "Twat Waddler."
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A Male Dominant game that involves selecting poor hookers that are willing to perform any actions for some coin. The men involved constantly wave crisp $20 bills in front of the women to urge them to perform at their best. The sluts are tied down and stripped of any clothing they possess. Each is hooked up to rapid thrusting machine of obscene diameter that will cause great suffering and stretching (little to no lube is used). After one hour of repeated assaults the hookers are then told to walk with a beachball between their legs (waddling) to a pile of cash 50 yards away.
I can wait for the big event tonight down at the state park. I heard there are 20 sluts signed up for cash waddlers!
Wow, my wife just got back from cash waddlers and it looked like there was a bludgeoned gizzard hanging outside her underwear.
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to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it
i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins
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waddlers are people who waddle when they walk, have greasy hair, smells really bad and hates deodorant. They also usually are giant snitches for no reason. They are spoiled brats.
Friend 1: "You know the waddler?"
Friend 2: "Omg! Yes they skink so much!"
Friend 3:"do they even know what deodorant is?!"