Random
Source Code
Random
When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself
How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!
A sheepfucker.
Frank: You hear that noise?
Bert: Yeah. Wessel's fucking sheep again.
Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤
Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!
Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!
wessel is cool, sexy and has an amazing jawline. wessel is super sweet and will always be there for you no matter what. he has a glowing smile and beautiful brown eyes. wessel is the best friend you could ever ask for.
person 1: wow that guys jawline is amazing asf
person 2: that’s because his name is wessel
The word given to define a person who considers himself to know everything there is to know - depsite the fact that he knows nothing! Everyone else around them knows this ... and he seems oblivious to the fact!
I can't stand this guy, he's such a Wessel !
37👍 56👎
Geeky nerd xbox fanboy.
Lover of everything IT.
Wessel: I LOVE playing XBOX!
21👍 36👎
Amazing guy with huge horse cock. Loved by men and women (and everything in between) of al ages. Will fuck your sister and your mom (and dad but that is optional) is believed to be a Demi-god
That guy is a Wessel, so keep your girl away from him
1👍 1👎