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Winch

~Scots~

Dating, courting.

Tam and Agnes have been winching for months.

by ScotsQuine April 3, 2011

83๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winching

Working class English slang for to make out

Mum: were you two winching?
Chav: aye mum

by Dr MDrr March 27, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winch

Male version of a 'wench'
A callipygian male, typically feminine, seducer, charmer, debaucher, seen around pubs, bars, and clubs;

wherever parties are, and fun is to be had.

Like the word wench, A winch is a softer, less-offending version of minx, tramp or harlot.

Girl 1: Wow, do you see that guy over there getting everyone's attention?
Girl 2: Yeah, wow, that's totally a winch.
Girl 1: For real, a winch for sure.

by AelaraTheGoo October 3, 2023


Winch

An emo boy who has far overgrown and killed the trend. He lacks fashion sense and will take any excuse to dress up in women's clothing; he is secretly a drag queen. Though he claims to be straight, he shows signs of uncontrollable obsession towards his lady counterparts, to the point that a female individual may believe he just wants to be one of them.

When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"

(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)

Person 1: "Wow, lookit that ugly, lanky psalm tree!"
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch!"
Person 1: "How unfortunate... poor coconuts."

by h0m0s0cks May 13, 2010

40๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winch

The process of seducing a member of the opposite sex significantly younger than you, then realising that just because they're young, they aren't necessarily blind.

"That guy is totally pulling a winch"

"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"

by hvxd November 13, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winching

The act of 2 gay men pulling each others penis towards themselves

Nigga, Dat winching last night was da shit nigga

by stensilking July 12, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by LoRes July 11, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž