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It is mightier than God, more evil than the Devil, dumber than George W. Bush, uglier than Paris Hilton, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it for too long, you will die.
Large amounts of it are found in the heads of politicians and the purses of pupils, students, single mothers and pensioners.
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everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong
boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)
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Words used to finish off a sentence by those suffering from mental damage, a poor educational background, or simply a white trash lifestyle. Often used as a substitution for the slightly less unsavory phrase "or anything."
"Shucks, Super Walmart didn't have any 'Firebird' license plate frames or nothing. What to go shoot some squirrels?"
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When uttered by a female it means "I'm gonna see how many times you ask and beg for an answer...then I might tell you..maybe."
Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Nothing."
Guy: "There has to be something..."
Girl: "No, really, I'm fine."
Guy: "Okay suit yourself."
Result: Poor guy's sleeping on the couch that night. Shoulda forced the answer out of her. Sucks, but true.
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Used as an introductory phrase to indicate that the principle phrase which follows is intended neither to be commanding nor officious, but simply as friendly advice or constructive observation.
Not for nothing, but you just bought the first iPad less than a year ago.
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Description: nothing
:-|
Mate: You are nothing
Also Mate: I’m you
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All that is left when there is no love
I am nothing; there is nothing; nothing means anything without you.
What else have i thought of all year: Nothing
What else interests me anymore: Nothing
What used to have meaning, now means: Nothing
What do i have to look forward to now that you have made me completely random: Nothing but pain and emptiness.
There is nothing but love
Its up your bum, cant you feel it?
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