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my boyfriends penis
Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment
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A burger served with bleu cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"
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Synonym for "it's cool" or "Don't worry about it"; phrase used to ease the mind of one who is concerned, or in response to an apology sorry
You don't have to worry about forgetting the dip, ''tis all goodeth in thine hoodeth.
A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.
Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother
A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."