so you think you can dance

the best show in the world where amazing dancers do amazing dances and then get voted off until the best is left

maggie: did you see lacey last night on so you think you can dance
lizzie: OMG i think im gonna commit suicide i missed the whole episode
maggie: o well lacey was amazing but ya i would kill myself too if i missed it

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So you think you can rape?

A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.

Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'

Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!

Matty J: Gaylord!

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When you think you made a meme

That feeling when you notice you made a meme, you become happy and then notice it sucks.

Person: hey! look at this meme I just made!
Other guy: wow that sucks
Person: oh wow… it really does
guy2: Wow you really thought you could made a meme
Narrator: when you think you made a meme

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you think?

a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying.

gf: "maybe we should just go with the Jimmy...it's cheaper than the Cadillac SUV.

bf: "...ummm....ya think??"

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you think?

when someone states the obvious, and you put just alittle bit of sarcasm in your response that he/she is correct

statement:Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States.

repy: you think?

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so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

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Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

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