Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

MY LIFE

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.

Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life

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My life

A scary movie

My Life is scary because you never know what is coming and it’s going to be a mystery

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My life

A thing that has no meaning and is worthless.

My life sucks.

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My life

A joke

My life should have been ended as a fetus

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my life

My life. a better/cleaner version of our favorite fuck my life or fml...

Lorenzo just told me, he hates me... my life!

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My Life

a long period of time

This red light is taking my life!

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