you thought you ate

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thinking you ate a argument but didn’t even touch the plate. you thought you did that, you thought that someone was going to hype you up for that.

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girl1: ew.. your wearing like 10 pounds of makeup. I could never! Am I right girls?

girl2: you thought you ate that? like you actually believed . you ate? Only thing you ate is dirt.

girl3: ^^

everyone else: ^^

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You thought you ate

When someone does or say something so confidently and it's not even good in the end.

Sis you are not that good anyways.
You thought you ate? You thought you ate that up?

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i thought you knew

when someone who is usually a smart ass asks you a question you reply by saying "i thought you knew"

tere: where is the meeting at?
greg: i thought you knew!!

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you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

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Thought You Had a Friend

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.

First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)

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you thought you ate that

when what somebody said or did lame or corny asf, and they unaware of that fact

1.

white horse girl: *sings in class*
everyone: girl stfu you thought you ate that
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coon ass nigga: i just hate black women they so loud, get me snowbunny
everyone: nigga stfu you thought you ate that

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i thought you knew that

when somebody discovers something shocking about you, this is the perfect thing to say.

roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.

me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.

me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!

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