Blind Threat

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.

If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)

school threat

a Eugene who gets bullied and teased at school so they desperately craves attention they also get abused at home and they let out all their anger at school. so then they go to school and reach into their bags and start shooting. they are usually caught once their so called "friend" snitches on them because the school threat texted them saying "you seem nice, don't come to school tomorrow".

Friend: hey i got a text from Eugene saying to not come to school tomorrow.
Friend's Pal: woah man maybe you should talk to a teacher about that. He might be a school threat bc he is edgy and has dyed hair in dark clothes.

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minor threat

A influential punk band in the 80's. They were instrumental in the formation of the DC HarDCore scene in Washington, DC. The band was fronted by Ian MacKaye and included Brian Baker on bass, Lyle Preslar on guitar, and Jeff Nelson on drums. The band is probably most famous for the song 'Straightedge'. MacKaye currently fronts Fugazi, and Baker plays in Bad Religion.

Dude, Minor Threat were an amazing example of DC HarDCore.

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thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.

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School Threat

When someone gets abused and bullied at school so they take all their anger out on NBA2K

They tend to use the N word and do School Threat type of things like screaming in their mic.

They are normally muted or used for entertainment

Ayy Brady, this school threat keeps messaging me.

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Empty Threat

When someone will go and say a consequence for someone's actions, sometimes making it sound realistic sometimes not so much, but none the less there is no intention on following up with those consequences.

"I swear I will leave you Henry after 15 years of marriage if you don't stop drinking"

"yea right, you and your empty threats"

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Threat Signal

A melodic death metal band from Ontario Canada.

"What are you listening to?"


Threat Signal!


"Man they sound awesome!"


Yeah no shit. Canada finally got something right :P

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