thrifting

When a group of three or more people(male or female) gather and one person shits into another person's mouth. And then they pass it on into the next group member's mouth. The shit goes around the group mouth to mouth until it is completely dissolved.

guy #1- Hey is that chocolate on the side of your mouth?
guy #2- No, I just went thrifting
guy #1- What is that?
guy #2- (explains)
guy #1- Oh my god you disgusting freak! What kind of sick fuck would be into something like that?!?!

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thrifting

A sexual game involving many people where one is blindfolded while there partner ejacuates in anothers anus. The blindfolded person licks everyones asses until they can locate their partners cum.

John knew it was true love when mary located his cum during a thrifting game.

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Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.

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thrift rock

Musical genre defined by bands whose members strive to look poor (i.e. all their clothes purchased from local thrift store). Style is often accompanied by music with horns and an evident Sufjan Stevens inspiration.

Yo, did you see that thrift rock band at the bar the other night? I thought those guys lived on the sidewalk in front of my house. Turns out their from Fairfax County.

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Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.

Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.

Thrift Shop

Noun- Made popular by Macklemore (Thrift Shop)
A store selling secondhand clothes and other household goods, typically to raise funds for a charitable institution.

E.g. Hey, Macklemore! Can we go thrift shopping?

Or....

I'm so pumped about some shit from the thrift shop

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