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An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
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When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.
When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat
I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.
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It's when a woman is sucking a cock and the man cums in her throat. Afterwards,the woman is holding the cum in her throat. The woman is on her knees jacking the man off. During this,the man socks the bitch straight in her motherfuckin' throat!
Ah yeah bitch! I'ma give yo ass a carolina throat punch tonight,ya fuckin' hooker!
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When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat
“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”
1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.
My man just meat puppet throat punched me.
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A game that is sweeping the nation. It is currently the fastest growing sport in America with a 300% growth within the last month. The object of the game is to punch your oponents throat. For full rules check out the official facebook page for punch throat.
Person 1: Bro do you want to play Punch-Throat?
Person 2: Nah, I'm too sore from the last game
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