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That thing that happens on Sunday after a relaxing weekend when you look at the clock and it says 6pm, and you look again 5 minutes later and it says 9pm. Usually accompanied by an entire weekend's ration of homework/preparation for the week that you haven't yet started.
Joanne had every intention of getting to bed early until she fell into a Sunday Time Warp and ended up staying awake until 2am doing her homework.
"Okay, it's 6:03. I need to start my lesson plans for the week... just going to watch TV until the commercial... wait... now it's 9:05? oh SNAP! What just happened?"
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A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.
I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.
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When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.
I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.
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When you feel like you're in 2 (or more) different time zones.
I watched SO many old movies and listened to SO many old songs that by the time I realized what time era it ACTUALLY was I felt so confused . Hence, I was in a Time Warp.
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The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.
I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!
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A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.
"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!
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A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.