tinee

the coolest guy in orange county haha

yo you know tinee too isn't he awesome?

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Round-tine

Comical play on the actual vitamin enriched Chocolate flavored drink "Ovaltine".

(pronounced round-teen)

"So what's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round...the mug is round...it should be called 'Round-tine'.

That's GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!"

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tine hole

n: the anus.

Timmy yelled at his dog for licking his tine hole and then trying to lick him.

Despre Tine

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

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Quaran-tine

A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus

Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.

The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.

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Tine Babe

means, Tiny Baby.

A word used to describe any person, place, or thing that is puny, small, babyish, or insignificant. Also, cute, cuddly, petite.

Can be used endearingly or insultingly.

"Have you seen Caitlyn's new boyfriend Kyle? He's so puny"
"I know, he's such a tine babe!"

or

"Did you see those shorts she had on? They were like panties!"
"I know, they were probably meant for a tine babe!"

and even..

"Your dog is so small! He's such a cute lil' tine babe!"

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Boo-tine

The regular, re-occuring BS that we are forced to go through each and every day.

Waking up, driving in traffic, just to get to work. The same ole boo-tine every day!