tion wayne

hes fucking daddy so stfu i love him more than central cee tf

person 1 ; ' dyk tion wayne?'
person 2 ; 'yh wants innaya ennit?'
person 1 ; 'duh they are a power couple'
person 2 ; 'theyre so lucky 2 have eachother.'

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a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah

dat bear got an a-bear-tion

shrek-tion

When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.

“Babe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!”

Tion Wayne

Dusty yute

Tion Wayne suck yourself you little dusty yute, I’ve got a problem with this Tion Wayne, I swear to god when I see him I’ll buss his head in

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awk-tion

awk-tion: an erection that come around for no reason, and at any random or awkward time, hence the name awk-tion.

Ross was watching Mythbusters when suddenly, he got an awk-tion and he had to cover it up with a cushion.

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Dra-k-tion

A vacation that includes going to a Drake concert.

I got tickets to the Drake concert in Minneapolis...looks like we’re going on a Dra-k-tion!!

E•MO•TION

Carly Rae Jepsen album

E•MO•TION is such a great album