titwank

a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.

Originally mentionned by "Banzai".

You're welcome titwank.
Fuck off, titwank.

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titwank

liverpool slang for a dickhead or idiot or bellend

fuckoff you stupid titwank

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Norfuck titwank

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

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titwanking

licking a black person

person 1: hey I was titwanking last week
person 2: ew

pancake titwank

When you buy of duck from the local Chinese takeaway and all the duck has gone and there's 1 pancake left. The female pushes her tits together and the male proceeds to push the pancake in-between her tits and then the male puts his penis in between the tits and pancake and thrusts the penis to climax. Thus creating the pancake tit wank.

Ken uses the last pancake he lovingly shoves it between barbies tits, puts his penis in between and proceeds to have a pancake titwank

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