Not In The Cards

When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.

Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."

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A Card

A name for a person who is wacky, funny, silly, goofy, full of personality, and fun.

" Wow, Sara is such a card."

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A Card

An individual who is an anal virgin. Usually used in reference to taking the anal virginity of another.

"I copped this bitches A Card last night!"

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in the cards

a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"

I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards

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cards

cigarettes or joints.are called cards because cigarettes and joints fit perfictly into playing card packs.

hey alex, got any cards?

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card

n.
1. The distinct personality of an individual regarded as a persisting entity; individuality. (If your card is getting “pulled”, you are going to get fucked up)

2. The set of behavioral or personal characteristics by which an individual is recognizable as a member of a group.

3. To check the identification of, especially in order to verify legal age. “You card that shorty?”

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E

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in the cards

likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)

Another win for the team is in the cards.

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