The Cow

The only place in Reisterstown people who aren't from Reisterstown know about. Also the only place in Reisterstown where you can find something to do. People are there whenever it's open, most likely eating ice cream and doing nothing. If you go to the cow by yourself, you're lame. And if you don't go to the cow, you don't live in Reisterstown.

Person A- I went to the cow yesterday with some friends.
Person B- Sweet. I was going to get some people to go today.

Person A- Can I come?

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cow

The word 'cow' is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.

"You fat cow!"

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on-cow-cow

adj.
1.moronic,foolish,clumsy
2.not able to learn because of brian condition

Bush is an on-cow-cow fucka

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cow

1. A domesticted hooved animal that can be used for meat, leather, milk and miscelanous byproducts.

2. A person with a gigantic ass.

3. The ultimate proof of the axiom "You are what you eat".

Get that cow meat out of your mouth now you freakin' cow!

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cow

A wise creature that understands the three tenants for enlightenment: (1) know the moo; (2) feel the moo; (3) be the moo.

Guy: You're a cow.

Girl: Thanks. I know.

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cow

Some girl who is being a total bitch, particularyly offensive as it is basically calling them fat, and we know they dont like that.

"You fucking cow"
"Fuck off you cow"
"You cow!"

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cow

1. A word that can stand for "Crazy Old Woman."

2. A word to describe a person with a fat ass.

3. A large animal that can be made into beef.

As such, it's a double-whammy as an insult.

1. "My granda has kind of turned into a cow..."

2. Get out of my way, you stupid cow!

3. The cow said "moo."

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