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The act of performing oral sex on a female.
"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"
A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.
Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...
Happening upon something that other people already found way, way before you found it.
This thing costs some money once the trial is over... so in case I am just "discovering America", I was wondering if anyone was aware of any similar but free options?
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A woman's virginity. Because like virginity no one accepts a Discover Card, unless they're desperate.
"Irita, did Junior take your discover card?"
"No, but Mikey did, he was that desperate."
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Discovering (to your embarrassment) that a term thought to have a political meaning also has a sexual one. When this occurs in casual conversation the situation is referred to commonly in other awkward conversations.
person1: Have you heard about the teabagging party put on by the teabag association to protest the administration's value added tax.
person2: Dude, that's kind of a lude sexual act, you may not want to advertise it as a teabagging party - check out UD dot com next time before you print posters for the office.
Doug has gotten in the habit of doing a "discover teabagging" on UD before discussing weird political events, since Mary slapped him last month.
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A method to make oneself aware of certain things one was not aware of until one began speaking to oneself or others (and preferably recorded what one said) about something (to be able to analyze it).
Speaking extemporaneously to myself and audio-recording it has helped me realize certain things I was not aware of until I said them. That process is called "speaking to discover".
A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.
Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."
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