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An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
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the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.
taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you
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A gullible or easily fooled person; an easy target for any kind of trickery.
Some examples:
- Someone who is an easy target for police
- Someone easily robbed or jacked
- Someone who won't retaliate or defend themselves
- Someone who is easy to con or run game on
- Someone who is fake
Originates from the act of duck hunting - the duck is easily hunted and taken out by the hunter.
"I hit a lick on that duck ass fool for 10 racks because his stupid ass didn't have a tool."
"That fuckin' duck let them people search his car and got pieced up."
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A truly evil creature with little to no remorse.
Guy: how are you?
Other guy: good.
Duck: *murders both guys*
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A form of scientific theory used in the popular movie: Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt..?
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
... A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!
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Can be used instead of avoid. To duck someone/somethings means to stay away from; steer clear of.
"Yo, stop ducking me"
person 1: "you going to work today"
person 2: "i'm on the schedule but i'm tryna duck that"
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To chill as Donald Duck would, with a t-shirt and no pants. Hat optional.
Yo mike, stop ducking it all zee time in this room full of dudes.
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