Glans Cuck

A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. Loyalty, Fidelity, and Honesty in a romantic relationship.

What a fucking "Glans Cuck", shes clearly lying about her feelings.

Glans Trender

Spoonerism of the word Transgender. A Sex Change Artiste. A Gender - any, all, or none - Faddist.

Glans is a sexual organ (i.e. penis, vagina) - Trender is a follower of fads = Glans Trender is a Gonad Fashionista.

Pat is such a glans trender ever since her/his second sex-change mulligan.

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glan plan

Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.

"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"

"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."

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President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.

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san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.

Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.

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Gru Glux Glan

Sometimes a super villain gotta join the Gru Glux Glan

Join Gru Glux Glan today and get 10 free slaves today

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No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".