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1. To "google" something, meaning to look it up on Google.
2. To search for something in general
"Wanna know more about the French Revolution? Google it"
"Google this"
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The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.
I used google to search for transsexual porn!
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An answer to a question that you are too lazy to answer.
Also used for a question that's hard or awkward to answer.
Person 1: What's a sheeple?
Person 2: Just google it.
Alt:
Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... just google it.
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No, this is Urban Dictionary.
"hey, is this Google?"
"No, this is Urban Dictionary."
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Google+ is bad, the new comment system requires a Google+ account to be linked to your Youtube channel, comments don't appear chronologically and is completely disorganized and would confuse to person as they try to find their desired comment, even worse is the spam that bombarded the comment sections, people would create accounts to disguise themselves as Hitler, Jesus, Obama, etc. and now that ascii art is allowed, many of the people would spam swastika's and dicks all over the comment sections, many of them is about bob building an army that is against Google+, even worse is that the new comment system doesn't have a limit for characters, which means that when you click "expand this comment" it is very inconvenient and time consuming to collapse it sometimes, even worse is when you click it, the link directs you to a screamer or a virus making this site appear more dangerous than the Yungas Road, The video "meet the new youtube comments" has more dislikes the likes on the Ratio, and the fact that it claims "Youtube comments just got better" is a lie, The spam and the offensive comments makes it way worse and unsatisfying, the new changes drives many people to delete their Youtube accounts and migrate to Vimeo, The youtube co-founder "Jawed Karim" is also against this update, in his first youtube comment in 8 years, the comment says "why the fuck do I need a Google+ account to comment+".
Google+YoutubeNewCommentSystem
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N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.
Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes
Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.
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Google+ is a social networking site by Google. It was created sometime around when Youtube was sold to Google. When Youtube was sold to Google, all hell broke loose. Youtube became more and more worse and at least 75% of people that currently use Youtube would agree. Basically, Google is slowly turning Youtube into a social networking site, instead of an anonymous video sharing site.
Thanks to Google+, the following has happened:
- The comments section was completely revamped. (They're biggest mistake)
- Channel layouts are changed frequently, and nobody is happy about it.
- People are almost physically forced to link their Google account, and know there is no way to sign-up for Youtube without signing up for Google+
- Google now has a worse name, which is sad, knowing that it's the best search engine.
Thanks, Google+.
Google+ Team: "How about we completely change the layout of comments that have been the same since Youtubes launch!
Youtube User: "What the fuck"
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