to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
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to have a wank cf choking the chicken
i'm just off to spank the monkey
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An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devilβs fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, Iβm gonna go spank the monkey...
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Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
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Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!
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in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female
I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
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