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Asocial behavior, most often seen in the suburban United States, in which people will enter and exit their house or apartment by way of the garage, thereby eliminating any unwanted social interaction with neighbors, passers-by, and the outside world in general. Staying in one's vehicle until entry or exit from the garage has been completed is key to effective batcaving, as is having an automatic, remotely-openable garage door. Living in a gated community provides an additional level of batcavability.
Did you hear about that woman in the news? She lives around here!
How would anyone know? Out here, neighbors go batcaving in and out of their place and we never see them. Except when they mow the lawn. And everybody pays to have that done anyway.
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Shoving a flashlight up someone's ass
I will into the batcave you if necessary
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Like how Batman sleeps hanging upside down from a horizontal pole... the man hangs upside down at an 180 degree angle while the woman wraps her legs around him and they have sex while at their bodies make a perfect 90 degree angle.
Alfred: You gunna use The Batcave on that chick tonight?
Bruce: Maybe, it depends how my abs are feeling.
Alfred: Well, just whip out the 'ol Bat-a-wang and show her what's up!
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A forgotten bathroom in the band hallway in any small town high school. Ideal for playing scrabble, listening to music and smoking.
Meet me in the Batcave.
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A sexual fetish in which a person asks their sexual partner(s) to stick a batman figurine in his or her butt.
"It was only the first date and he tried to stick a batman figurine in my ass.'
"Ah, he tried to bat cave you."
batcaving.
fetishes
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A code word for masterbating, used mainly to lie to your girlfriend or wife ect.
Dylan: why didn't you text me back?
Austin: i was in the batcave
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A fan of death rock. Not a goth, it's more like the step between punk and goth. The term comes from the name of a club, the Batcave.
Person #1: Look, it's a goth!
Person #2: No, it's a monochromatic punk!
Person #3: It's a batcaver, dumbasses.
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