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The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole
Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine
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Your arsehole
Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop
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To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.
The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!
I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.
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To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.
"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"
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Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.
"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."
"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."
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One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.
Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep
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