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Vince

The funniest kid you may know. nice sometimes and very abusive but still shows love to everybody don't forget he's cute too.

Vince Is Lit

by Michael McCardy December 21, 2016

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Vince

He is the sweetest guy in my life ! he was tall, white , and handsome. he is always there to make me smile ! he never let someone hurt me !! he truly love me :"> he give his time to me !! and he can do anything to make me smile :)

Vince is the greatest person in my life !!

by Mihooo December 4, 2011

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vince

A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.

Man, he's a total Vince.
I'm gonna get vinced tonight!!

by Danielle T. August 13, 2006

1052๐Ÿ‘ 616๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vince

THE REAL DEFINITION:
Extremely talented in the sack, really fucking cool, likes pizza & beer, & one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet.

Vince Schifani

by kjsdvflkcnj vj July 15, 2009

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vince

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..!<3

Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls !

by aassddffgghhjjkkll;;'' May 13, 2009

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Vince

To jizz in an object, i.e. a toilet.

I Vinced My Pants.

by apablabb April 18, 2011

241๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vince

The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.

"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)

by alex1010 May 21, 2009

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