1. What Lando forbids.
2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.
Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.
Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"
"JUST ONE."
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a disgusting or nasty person, based on looks and personality
Welty is a shoal toad.
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1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
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a half-dumb person
Guy: "Hey wuts up"(trips and falls and laughs at himself and continues with the converstaion like nothing ever happened)
Girl:(Dumb look on her face) "Your such a toad"
Guy: "Wut it didn't hurt it was just three steps" (lol)
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A small child-like being with a mushroom on its head.
You give Nintendo some magic mushrooms, and look what they did to the frogs...
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Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs