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toaster

Meatbag slur for a humanoid robot.

Chad : Fuck that toaster!
HK-47 * shoots chad *

by HK47 November 18, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster

Also known as "toasta" or "toastah" it is either the dictionary meaning which is a machine used to toast bread, but most importantly, it's another word for gun

"You know the po-pos wont let me hold them toasters no mo'"

"We come with toastas like we just opened savings and loans"

by Amuckone May 1, 2004

589๐Ÿ‘ 313๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat

After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!

by hhihii December 7, 2017

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster

A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."

(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"

by TomPnCA. February 25, 2006

241๐Ÿ‘ 262๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster

another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike

"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"

by Lannyfresh February 15, 2007

222๐Ÿ‘ 312๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster

if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?

"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast

by Teeter September 2, 2004

174๐Ÿ‘ 278๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster

getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.

Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.

by divamermaid October 31, 2009

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