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Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
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tober dorsten is next up and is going to take your girl
tober dorsten just took my girl.
When thots dress in extra thotty ways in order to attract a mate during halloween.
The opposite of "totally sober"
Person A: Yeah and then I flipped off the cop and ran away.
Person B: Ahh... So I'm going to assume that you were "Sotally Tober" on this occasion.
Person A: Well duh hahahaha
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A challenge in which you have to ejaculate every time of the number of the day
Im about to complete nut tober but the 30th i have to nut 30 times that day.
the biggest lightweight on the planet
Tyler: “how much can you drink before you are drunk?”
Nick: “only one. I’m an ally tober”
A very gross smell that you can't exactly pinpoint what it is.
EWW! That sewer smells like tober!