Rural Dictionary

Cockblock-tober

Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible

Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.

An honest game in which even ugly guys can win

Example 1

Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?

Bryce: Naw, man

Chad: What happened, homie?

Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.

Example 2

Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month

Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?

Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.

by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011

tober dorsten

tober dorsten is next up and is going to take your girl

tober dorsten just took my girl.

by urban dictionary gods . October 19, 2020

Thot-tober

When thots dress in extra thotty ways in order to attract a mate during halloween.

"Happy thot-tober"

by Woolly mama October 29, 2018

Sotally Tober

The opposite of "totally sober"

Person A: Yeah and then I flipped off the cop and ran away.
Person B: Ahh... So I'm going to assume that you were "Sotally Tober" on this occasion.
Person A: Well duh hahahaha

by wonder wo(rd)man March 21, 2010