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A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.
"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
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the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.
be afraid, be very afraid.
dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!
toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.
dxd: ...
toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
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A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.
Hey, I made u some coffee!
Thx, but i think u mean toffee.
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Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.
Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.
Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.
Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(
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That politically incorrect beverage originating from adding coffee to your partly brewed cup of tea. Usually prepared in the morning, whilst still half asleep, toffee is yet to hit the supermarket shelves.
well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!
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Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut
That taco just gave me the sticky toffee
If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!
I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?