Tofu

A nickname for my bestfriend that can sometimes be a butt but i deal with it because somehow she deals with me 👍

Hey dude do u wanna talk to my butt friend tofu

Friend: No.

Tofu

Only a substitute. A typical liberal leftie elitest who sees themself as the very antithesis of their arch enemy, the Gammon. Ageing, highly opinionated and considering themselves superior in everyway to those they claim to be better than, they fail to recognise their own shortcomings and myopic world view is fit only for a fairytale told to a four year old.

Hey Bill, did you see that Tofu getting roasted down the Queen's Head last night? Bitching to everyone because they thought Jo Swinson would be elected the next prime minister!! What a loser!

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Tofu

A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.

Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."

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Tofu

Soya bean curd. A commonly used nickname. Soya bean curd.

My friend is very pale so we call her Tofu

The vegetarian was hungry so he ate some tofu.

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Tofu

Verb. To penetrate someones vagina and/or anus with one or more toes.

I'm going to tofu the shit out of her tonight!

tofu

(taboo) an offensive word used to describe a heterosexual man

All tofus are the same: squishy, unattractive and taste bad.
What's the tofu doing in a gay bar?

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tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

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