tork

Immature troll on an online game with an open group chat feature. Typically asks for high-level assistance, or to be granted extra status or permission without first earning it or establishing credibility or rapport with the community.

Uh oh, the new guy just asked for lvl 5 dragons - tork alert!
Put on your tork-proof pants everyone, I'm opening membership...
Will somebody please kick this tork?

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Torked

Way better way of spelling “torqued” in reference to being extremely erect.

Bro, I’m so fucking torked my zipper is about to explode.

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torking

Toking and porking. Smoking marijuana and having sexual intercourse

Jenna is torking joe as we speak.

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torked

Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.

"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."

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torked

to be angry with something.
originally from a Minnesotian girl who lives in Rhode Island now. She started using the term, and it's caught on in Rhode Island due to its foreign nature.

L: "we're both pretty mellow- we'd just have to be totally torked off."

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Tork

awesome but bad at the same time

damn that car explosion was tork

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Tork

To describe a white male being racist to Asian men while praising Asian women at the same time.

Dude quit being so Tork to those exchange students right now.

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