Tort

An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.

"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."

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Tort

A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.

Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.

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Tort

Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.

Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!

tort

Short for "tortellini".

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

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TORT

WEED, GREENS, GANJA

Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!

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Tort

A mean prostitute.

'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'

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Tort

Another way of calling someone fat. Tort is short for the spanish word "Torta" which is food.

Dang that girl is cute but too bad shes a tort

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