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Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 12, 2011

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Toss my Salad

Part of a title of a children's book.

Who will toss my salad?

by KaypiGames December 11, 2018

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toss my salad

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

by oompaloompa June 14, 2003

210๐Ÿ‘ 513๐Ÿ‘Ž


toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

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toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

by AltCoder May 1, 2005

127๐Ÿ‘ 437๐Ÿ‘Ž


toss my salad

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad

I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.

by Forlorner November 1, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 619๐Ÿ‘Ž


toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 11, 2005

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