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Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy
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A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car when the cost to repair the damage exceeds the actual appraised value of the vehicle.
A '03 BMW X3 that gets ripped in half by a dumptruck would be considered "totaled". An '87 Nova that has a cracked windshield would also be considered "totaled."
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utter and complete
to claim that a conlusion has been reached of grandoise proportions through using the least grandiose language imaginable
Without: "Not only have I passed my graduation and earned a place at the most prestigious educational institution in the country, I also achieved the higest results in the entire class and have bettered the school's highest ever grade. I'm extatic about the result and wish to take you all for drinks on me"
With: "I totally nailed my grad!! (~dude) Lets get fu##ing trashed!! (~dude)"
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A word used for emphasis. Makes you sound kinda "cheerleaderish" when you use it.
ie...
Random: I totally failed that maths test
Courtney: Your IQ drops by at least 20 points everytime you say 'totally'
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It's a word used by ditzy young girls that means definitely or for sure. Used to emphasize or reassure. As in:
He, like, totally dumped me!
OMG! Like, you must have been, like, totally shocked!
Totally!
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To destroy something beyond recognition.
Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.
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1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).
2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.
3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.
2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.
3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
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