total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

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total

Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast

Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy

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totaled

A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car when the cost to repair the damage exceeds the actual appraised value of the vehicle.

A '03 BMW X3 that gets ripped in half by a dumptruck would be considered "totaled". An '87 Nova that has a cracked windshield would also be considered "totaled."

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totally

utter and complete
to claim that a conlusion has been reached of grandoise proportions through using the least grandiose language imaginable

Without: "Not only have I passed my graduation and earned a place at the most prestigious educational institution in the country, I also achieved the higest results in the entire class and have bettered the school's highest ever grade. I'm extatic about the result and wish to take you all for drinks on me"

With: "I totally nailed my grad!! (~dude) Lets get fu##ing trashed!! (~dude)"

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Totally

A word used for emphasis. Makes you sound kinda "cheerleaderish" when you use it.

ie...
Random: I totally failed that maths test
Courtney: Your IQ drops by at least 20 points everytime you say 'totally'

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totally

It's a word used by ditzy young girls that means definitely or for sure. Used to emphasize or reassure. As in:

He, like, totally dumped me!

OMG! Like, you must have been, like, totally shocked!

Totally!

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totaled

To destroy something beyond recognition.

Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.

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