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A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.
We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.
Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
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u got a pass to touch any boy dick
go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day
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it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day
walk up to a boy in his dick cause it National touch a boy dick day
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Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
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Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching
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On October 25 its touch a boy dick day
go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day
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