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Touch some grass

To smoke weed.

“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head

by Gobe29 April 25, 2021

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touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

by lacrynx January 19, 2021

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go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

by ibestlouie July 20, 2021

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touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.

Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.

by Stagnation May 2, 2021

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touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside

I need to touch grass

by sunaslemon February 12, 2021

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Touch grass

When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”

Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass

by afijqlrJLF KJ March 4, 2021

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touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

by linalina January 3, 2021

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