touched

A person thats not quite right in the head or insane is touched, the word should be said whilst pointing towards the head.

Boy: Today gemma scooby sat on the floor and sang to herself.
sister: Gemma... Is that the girl thats a bit touched, touched by an angel

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touch it

The implied understanding of "it" being (butt, dick, etc.). Basically, the two words that you tell someone in a sarcastic tone, either just for fun, or because you are mad at them.

Can also be used to mean: go away, you agree with someone, or whatever.

Tom:Hey, i missed class Tuesday can I see your bio notes?
Kim:You know what you can do? Touch it.

Mike:Are you gonna get me food?
Ron:Touch it.

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Touchings

What people at New Hyde Park Memorial Highschool do for fun. Touchings is a game for everyone and anyone. In simplar words it’s people tazing eachother with their hands specifically in the “touching zone”. You are getting bored at Sophia’s house. Chris and ryan chase Mary and Emma with the touchings.... whole room goes wild chasing eachother like 5 year olds.

“Emma is planning on giving Ryan the touchings right now.”
“I just got the touchings, now I’m mad.”
“OHHH TOUCHINGS? TAKE, PLEASE”

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touche

1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped

Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.

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Touch

It's an abbreviation of ''iPod Touch'' because, iPod touch is a long word of course. 'Nd we're all too lazy to say the whole freaking word.

''Hey, what are you doing?''

''Looking for my Touch man, I forgot where I put it."

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touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

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Touches

Any form of gettin it in.

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.

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