towing

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"

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a towe

A person who name drops on famous people

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"

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towing

when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass

i love towing

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TOW

Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided missile

The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.

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towe

A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"

Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:

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TOW

TOW - The Other Woman
Refering to a man's bit on the side, the woman he's having an affair with.

"I ditched the shit cos I caught him in our bed with his TOW Ho'"

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Rika tow tow

Rika tow tow awkward

Rika tow tow is more awkward than extremely awkward (W.Y.W.)
*He approaches accross the hall*

“rika tow tow. RIKA TOW TOW!”