towing

when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass

i love towing

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TOW

Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided missile

The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.

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towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

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towe

A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"

Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:

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TOW

TOW - The Other Woman
Refering to a man's bit on the side, the woman he's having an affair with.

"I ditched the shit cos I caught him in our bed with his TOW Ho'"

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Rika tow tow

Rika tow tow awkward

Rika tow tow is more awkward than extremely awkward (W.Y.W.)
*He approaches accross the hall*

“rika tow tow. RIKA TOW TOW!”

Towed

Sex with the guy who comes to tow your Toyota on a runaway truck ramp.

Lexi- I medium key want to be the one towed by the tow truck guy

Gabi and Lauren - sameeee

Sabrina - Imma pass